Iron Golems are cool. a diary yeh
DIARY OF AN IRON GOLEM (DIG) SAMPLE :)
Day 1
The zombies rushed all towards me. They approached slowly, as they noticed this was the perfect moment to attack.
“Mmm… Villager Brains…” the zombie said.
I remembered what my father said, “Never run away, Percy, just try to survive. And if you are low, just run.”
I tried to be brave. Tried to, anyways.
I smashed a zombie, and it fell to the ground, and poofed. I picked up three zombies and threw them to a nearby tree, crashing the bodies, and blood spreading everywhere. Then, when I was laughing at the dead zombies, I noticed millions more zombies were coming. I smashed my fists on the ground, and I ran for them.
“Wow! Biggest move in history! That is AWESOME!” you say.
Well, WRONG. You see, that wasn’t the greatest move in history, but the most DUMBEST one. And it wasn’t awesome, it was, well, pathetic.
As I walked in, using my fists to bash at least like forty zombies.
OK, the thing with the zombies, is that they travel in packs of four. They also, on some occasions, can be a small siege, where there are ten zombies. A siege is just with an average of twenty to thirty zombies. But this was a Zinvasion. Yes, you heard me right. A ZINVASION. It’s when there are a hundred to a billion zombies.
There are five categories of Zinvasions:
1 - 100 - 500
2 - 501 - 1001
3 - 1002 - 100 000
4 - 100 001 - 999 999 999
5 - A BILLION (1 000 000 000)
This was a category 4.3. Around two million. That is a huge number.
If you didn’t know, Iron Golems can “crack” and break apart. This is an advantage for zombies.
Here is an example.
Three Iron Golems, both 100HP, try to stop a Zinvasion.
The zombies will split into equal groups to try to get the best iron golem. If an Iron golem cracks, the second group will start attacking the cracked golem, and the third will split into two to attack the remaining ones. Once the cracked golem is defeated, they will split their army into two and attack the remaining golems.
(Besides, I learned all of this at the Golem academy. - The G.-A.)\
So, the zombies are smarter than in stories like “Diary of a Zombie 5,437,549, part 34: I am dumm.”
So, since I was one iron golem, they just punched me, and I fell to the ground, with no resistance. The zombies stepped over me, heading towards the village.
My first big failure. BIG.
Day 2
“We all hate you!”
“You should’ve gone for the head.”
“You left the village in ruins…”
“You failed me Percy, you big dumb chunk of iron.”
“It’s the Endgame, now.”
“Why?!”
“You speak English, right?”
I heard these voices across the night. It sounded like they were in a battle. And suddenly, I woke up. I saw a lot of fire around me, and it smelled bad, like burning flesh. While I started walking through the paths of the village, I noticed - the village is no more - and it was all because of me.
All the dead bodies of villagers, lying around, just made my mind say, “Why did I do this?”
Because there was nothing I could do, I left the deserted place.
Day 3
It’s Day 3, and I walked out of my little dirt house. The dirt house had a little flower garden in the front yard, and a little cactus in a flower pot.
Even though I had failed my village, I was living off the ground until I found another village.
I love flowers. I picked one up and I breathed the scent of the nectarine on it. If only I was a bee.
