Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Hey all, its been a long time since I've been around.  The past two weeks have been insane with BizarroCon and the World Fantasy Convention happening back to back.  During that time I was completely cut off from the internet and have a lot of catching up to do.  Expect full reports on those conventions later this week.

Unfortunately, these events have put me a few days behind on shipping out copies of "The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction."  To make up for this delay I grabbed a whole bunch of...