If You Go to Heaven, Bring Cigars

First thing I saw

walking into heaven

was Jesus and God

sitting on their pedestals

smoking fat cigars.

When I gave then a funny look

God just laughed ad said’

“What? We are immortal,

 it cant hurt us.”

And I thought of

every teenager I ever knew.

He said, “Don’t blame me.

Jesus brought them back

from evangelizing

the new world.

Anyway, I don’t inhale!”

with that

he laughed so hard

and slapped his knee.

I wandered off

to find St Peter

who drinks in remembrance

but cant remember who for.

And it occurred to me

if those goddamn fools

are in charge

no wonder this

poor ole world

is in such a mess.