Tweet of the Day, YOU CAN HAVE MY FRENCH DRESSING WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HA… Wait, What’s That? Oh. Never Mind edition.

I was ready to go to war.

NO LONGER SERVES AS A BENCHMARK FOR OTHER DRESSINGS… repeat… NO LONGER SERVES AS A BENCHMARK FOR OTHER DRESSINGShttps://t.co/MXOsNho5ID

— Robin D. Laws (@RobinDLaws) January 12, 2022

Then I read the article, and I realized that my favorite brands wouldn’t actually change their recipes. So, you know, never mind.

Moe Lane

PS: THIS IS AMERICA, AND I WILL PUT WHATEVER I DAMNED WELL PLEASE ON MY ICEBERG LETTUCE, CUCUMBER SLICES, AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE SALALD.