Not Repentance

I didn't knowingly and intentionally lie! I was misled by the experts!*

These sorts of statements may become quite fashionable soon . . . 

*Partly inspired by a chapter in Stephen Vizinczey's best novel An Innocent Millionaire in which Vizinczey incisively describes a common defense tactic that trial lawyers fall back upon when they find themselves facing accusations of perjury - "I wasn't lying! I was misled by my client."