I Should be Writing

I'm 3,000 words behind in the NanoWriMo - National Novel Writing Month - thingy. I've been reduced to using words like thingy. I shouldn't even be writing this, I should be working on that novel. My life revolves around baking chocolate brownies, eating chocolate brownies, and noveling. Novel writing is fattening.
I have no outline, I'm totally winging it. I'm a picture book writer, people. My books have less than 800 words! There are special punishments for writers in my profession that have ...