I thought you were created by gay scientists.

...And then that moment where you wait for your betas to rip you to shreds.

What to do in the meantime? Also I need stuff to read when I'm at work. Stuff that isn't romance or porn because I have obvious physical reactions to that and um...yeah...*work*. I prefer non fiction but I will read the occasional stuff from the bestsellers lists if it catches my eye--or if I can find a free copy at the library. :)