Leafing through an old notebook, I found the beginnings of a table of... something. Apart from a couple of entries (a hawthorn tree whose thorns creep up and down its twigs, and a rat which opens its mouth wide and turns itself inside-out) all of the entries came under "you are executed. Cause of death:"
Here are the ways that you could be killed:
Thrown in a river sewn up in a sack with a monkey, a chicken, and a snake.Tied to the top of the tallest tree which is then toppled. Suffocated in daffo...
Published on December 30, 2021 10:22