Best of the month Tweets

 Go ahead. Say it. I don't mind. I dig the socks, too! • I wonder if linguistic confusion is one of the reasons that keep young single heteros from ever getting together. Many single men lust for women who'll "put out" when what they're really after are women who'll put in.• I like sitting on a porch whittling a stick and leaving all the young'uns gobsmacked when I say, “You know, I remember when