Got Your Rant Helmet On?

Good.

I find myself ill at ease with the world - there was a news story about how the internet made fun of an old lady reporter for her review of the Olive Garden, and it's making me hate all those nasty people more than a little bit. I don't have much in the way of coherence here, just some jumbled invective about being so darn sophisticated that you can't even deign to enjoy the things in front of you - in fact, you're so sophisticated that there's no place in your world view for other peopl...