The source of 99% of my guilt

Many moons ago, I wrote a little joke article on Push the Third Button Twice entitled “Unlock Dark Castle on your iPhone/iPod Touch“. It was a parody of other how-to’s I’d seen, where people gave you stupidly complex instructions about how to do strange things with gadgets, most of which probably didn’t work. So I went out of my way to write the most absurd article I could, promising the classic Mac game on their slick new phones.

I honestly didn’t think anyone would take it seriously.

Today I w