The Rise of Omicron

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The minion scrambled into the main control room and cowered.

“Boss! They’re still not scared.”

“Hmmm. We need a new variant,” the controller said, stroking a determined chin.

“They weren’t scared of Delta.”

“No, that much is clear. Peasants,” sneered the controller. “What’s a scarier sounding Greek letter?”

“Uh — Omicron? It sounds like an evil Transformer.”

“Good. Good! Omicron it is.”

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