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535. Four Titters Crammed with Wisdom
Four Titters Crammed
with Wisdom
Here is WISDOM crammed into three-
and two-line Titters. First, two that go
together:
Mind over Matter
“I’m not masturbating,”
Said the man in the phone booth.
“I’m having sex with a woman in Chicago.”
Matter over Mind
Roaches in paradise.
Phone God, Porto-Potty answers.
And now another three-liner:
Pterodactyls
If you see one, you’re a poet.
Two, a visionary.
Three, a nut.
And finally, a six-liner:
Six Things That Keep Us from Suicide
A tight schedule.
Hope.
No gun.
No poison.
Hate to waste gas.
Diarrhea.
Coming soon: Another Snarkie, a lullaby.
© 2021 Clifford Browder
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