Help me write a tagline! Pretty please?

The past week or so I've been working with brilliant and bubbly Desire author Paula Roe (who is also a fabulous website designer) to create my new website. I hope to launch this fabulous new look on April 1st, exactly one year after I got The Call Email from Carina Press.
Everything is going splendidly - I love the look, the colours, the feel - but I can't for the life of me come up with a catchy TAGLINE for my writing.
I've looked at other author's taglines and so far my favourite has to be fellow Carina Press author Shelli Steven's brilliant - I'm The Author Your Mother Warned You About!! It's classic, isn't it?
I think part of my problem is that although I write contemporary romance and I believe my voice is the same across all my novels, I currently write two different kinds of romance for two publishers. My Carina Press novel is urban and sexy. My Mira Australia novel is rural and not quite as sexy :) I want to convey both these styles in my tagline.
Here's what I've come up with so far, some with the help of two awesome friends. I'd love your thoughts on which ones are catchy, make you want to read my books and best convey the two styles. Or, if you have a brilliant tagline you'd like to throw into the pot, please do.

Romance – Rural To Urban & Everything In Between

Read Hard, Write Hard, Love Hard!

Rural or Urban, There's Always Romance

Romance Makes The Read Worthwhile

Romance – Red Dust to Big Smoke

Sex in the City, Love on the Land

Small towns, big cities, larger than life romance!

Contemporary Romance from the City to the Sticks

Rural Romance Meets Urban Passion

Romantic Women's Fiction

Small-town Sizzle, Big-city Passion

PLEASE cast your vote!