Write A Conspiracy Theory Involving Multiple Countries And Individuals Regarding The Disappearance Of Your Soap

“It’s gone!” I shout, staring into my bathroom, covered in a cheerful wallpaper trying to imitate spring but failing spectacularly on delivering that promise. I hold onto its glass door as if it’s a lifeline.

I gulp but my throat clicks dry.

“This cannot be happening!” I shout again and push my long blond hair out of my face. My nails dig into the putty of the glass frame, my knuckles turn white, matching the porcelain bathtub that stands proudly on intricate iron legs in the center of my small ...