unicorn-related quotes of the day

"It's like the panoramic poster hanging above my bed, the one with the rainbow and the flying unicorns and the sunset. Sure, it's all the things I love and they're all together, and the girl-unicorn is looking towards the boy-unicorn with pure unbridled passion, and even though I'm not sure rainbows and sunsets can really happen at the same time, well, this picture looks pretty realistic—I mean, just check out the authentic musculature in the stallion's powerful haunches—and so maybe all my d...