A Wizard Story :-)

Wizard had some oral surgery on Monday. That went well. But Wizard is pretty funny coming out of anesthesia. On the way home, he’s giving me directions despite me knowing the way, but he knows how directionally challenged I can be so that didn’t surprised me.

Then a car in the next lane nearly swerved into us. I swore and Wizard pipes up with, “You’re a crazy driver.” I rolled my eyes. Trust me, that was just nonsense stuff. He drives like a Nascar Driver, so…yeah…I ignored it. He rambled on with more random stuff then suddenly decided that he needed a plastic bag out of his pocket and took off his seat belt.

I yelled at him to put it on.

He argued that it wasn’t a big deal and I was being weird about a seatbelt.

Finally he gets the danged plastic bag and holds it up like a prize and spends another minute trying to put the seat belt back on with his other hand. I was looking for a place to pull over, fix his seat belt and duct tape his hands to his sides. Just kidding, I didn’t have any duct tape in the car. But he finally got the seat belt latched.

Then started looking for the plastic bag. He searched the center console frantically for the plastic bag and was very worried about this plastic bag.

I rolled my eyes so hard, I didn’t need my rearview mirror to see behind me.

A moment later, Wizard discovered the plastic back that he was still holding up in the air like a prize and laughed.

Then he fell asleep and pretty much slept the rest of the day. At dinner, he had no memory of any of this, LOL!

Guys he only had light sedation. It’s too funny. I’m sure I’m just as loopy, but it’s more amusing when it’s him and I can tell this story on my blog because he never reads my blog :-) FYI, he seems to be doing fine.