Elevator Pitch 5

I should have known the moment I read my horoscope.

Today, Sagittarius, you will pitch your novel to Evil Editor in an elevator. But watch out, there may be a fight. Or kissing. And Mars in Leo can only mean only one thing: psychic assault from the undead corpse of Steve McQueen.

So I got in the elevator, first one I saw.

And there he was, Evil Editor. It was like fate mixed with a nightmare and a dream come true.

'I'd like you to take a look at this,' I said, and pulled out my manuscript.

EE adj...