What It's Like...

I'm sitting here waiting for the second load to finish.  Of laundry you pervert, not some thick juicy
cock pumping loads of white cream into me. 
Sheesh.  You'd think all I do is
have sex.  I do OTHER things you know.



Like masturbate.  Oh
wait.  Does that count as sex?



Anyway, I've been asked to explain something and I'm not
sure if I'm going to be able to.  It's a
sensitive topic, and