RHETORICAL SENSITIVITY AND CHRISTIANESE

You walk into a new church.
After finding your seat, you're listening to the conversations around you.
One person says, "Sibling Johnson told me if his master slows down you'd find him in his meditation basement."
Uhm ... what?
And the people behind you?
"I saw the crime and I went to the table of sacrifice to be reclaimed."
Who are these people? Is this code?
And off to the side: "Stacy has been dead weight to me lately."
Well, that doesn't sound good.
And yet, when unchurched people visit a service ...