Tweet of the Day, And Then The Murders Began edition.

I mean, seriously. Just go ahead and order the sea demon tribes, or the energy leech, or maybe the cannibal cult hiding in the engine room. It’ll save everybody valuable time that they could instead use to try to flee.

EXTREME: Royal Caribbean is planning for what it calls the longest and most comprehensive world cruise ever. Passengers will be onboard the Serenade of the Seas for 274 nights – that's nine months! https://t.co/eT7JXb9q9L pic.twitter.com/98skcRbg8b

— Eyewitness News (@ABC7NY) October 21, 2021