Um, ew.

25. The Troop – Nick Cutter

There is a guinea pig mentioned in this book. That mention is not positive. It is, instead, super gross. Not unlike the majority of this story. Now, I am not a fan of the youths, but, I wouldn’t wish anyone this Lord of the Flies but way more disgusting fate. All they did was go on a scout trip to an island. It’s not like they knew it would get so gooey and slippery and be so thoroughly icky.

Yes, Horace, that guinea pig really got the bad end of bioengineering. As did several other animals in the parts I very much skimmed and wish I had never seen.