All Hail The High Holy Days — Or Else!

A reader sends a photo of something on the bulletin board at his office:

By contrast, here are all the federal holidays for 2021:

There are 21 LGBT holidays or holiday periods, but only 12 Federal holidays. The LGBT calendar will not stay at 21 holidays, though, any more than “LGBT” could restrain itself to four letters. Until there is Two-Spirit Awareness & Visibility Day, all of us will be in chains.

What is the point of “Asexual Awareness Week”? Is this some kind of apophatic thing? We’re supposed to spend it thinking about people who don’t want to have sex? Really? Who cares?! Bonk, don’t bonk, whatever — just keep it to yourself.

I know, I know — that’s impossible. We have to be forced to talk about this stuff and think about it all the time, or else be bigots. As it stands, there are 93 days of LGBT/Pride celebration, according to the calendar above. That’s three months! But as I think we all know by now, every day is 2SLGBTQQIA+ Awareness/Pride day.

Seriously, this is a religion. You know that, right?

When are these two mentally ill ding-dongs below going to get their Awareness Day? Probably by Friday, I’m guessing.

I think we’re ready for the asteroid pic.twitter.com/p2ECx6n8Qb

— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) October 18, 2021

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