Are you ready for Unhinged?

Monty pulls out a T-shirt from a box and tosses it to me. “Wear this for the first few weeks of our name change.”
I toss it back and it lands on the counter. “No.”
He again throws it at me but I let it land on the floor. “Rodwell, why must you be difficult? Can’t you just wear the shirt?”
“Not when the name is so stupid. I’d rather have feline leukemia.”
Monty scowls at me. “Why do you say shit like that?”
“Because I just say out loud what most people are thinking?”
“Must I remind you that your aunt owns this bar?”
“Must I remind you that your sister works at a Hooters?”
Through the back door to the kitchen, Vaughn walks in with her. Her blonde hair is in a mini ponytail and her pink lipstick is brighter than yesterday. She’s wearing a looser version of the train wreck T-shirt, so her tits are hidden.
Taking off her coat, she glances at me but then looks away. I then watch her go to the locker room. Her ass looks good in a short black denim skirt. Goddamn, her legs. I want to reach my hand up there and—
“Is there something that interests you, Greg?” Amos asks.
“No,” I answer way too fast and I roll my eyes at myself. As I push through the door, I hear them laughing. What the hell is so damn funny?
I notice her joining Candi. I watch her ass and wonder what it’d be like to fuck her there. Has she ever done anal with a guy?
She follows Candi to a table and they giggle. The way she moves is like watching a tide pool swirling sand. It’s mesmerizing. I don’t even just stare at her ass. My eyes are all over her legs, tits, and smile, which she does a lot. People love her.
Damian, a middle school science teacher who was two years ahead of me in school, nods behind him as he pushes his glass toward me. “You got a thing for the new girl?”
I pick it up with a dubious frown. “No.” Again, way too fast. I have no chill.

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Unscrewed is the start of a new series, but you'll achieve maximum shock and awe if the Wild Sparks Series and The Keys to Jericho are read first.