Quote of the Day, How To Make All Of You Swear Using Only Twenty-Three Words edition.

“Filming has officially started on Wonka, the upcoming prequel in the works at Warner Bros. Pictures inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. “

…Sorry about that, but you needed to know.

Via Penny Arcade, who also notes the one possible out: the people doing this were also involved with Paddington. I haven’t seen those movies, but Tycho apparently has — and their quality was enough to make him worry about the insidious torment of false hope. I get that worry, I truly do.