Meet Me in Middle-earth: A Party Game

Want to hang out with me in Middle-earth for a day or two?  Wouldn't that be an absolute dream?  Well, we can imagine we're doing just that, using the following to determine where we'll meet and what we'll do.  Share your adventure in the comments so we can all enjoy!

Location

Where do you and I meet up?  Your favorite warm beverage determines our adventure's location:

Coffee = Minas TirithTea = HobbitonHot Chocolate = RivendellHot Apple Cider = EdorasChai = LothlorienMulled wine = Moria
Other = The...