If you hear a voice or voices of someone you know in your head you could be a Stephen King character.
If you hear someone scream then realize it’s you, you could be a Stephen King character.
If you burst into tears you could be a Stephen King character.
If someone calls you Sunny Jim you could be a Stephen King character.
If you live near a town common with a bandstand you could be a Stephen King character.
If you kiss someone on the corner of the mouth you could be a Stephen King character.
If you wear rimless, gold-rimmed, or hornrimmed glasses or spectacles you could be a Stephen King character.
If you carry a Lord Buxton wallet you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have blue eyes you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a female with coltish legs you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a male body part that’s a shapeshifter of sorts you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a male that beats on his wife or girlfriend you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a female that makes sexist comments you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a wing chair you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a driveway you could be a Stephen King character.
If you drive a Prius you could be a Stephen King character.
If you drive a nondescript sedan you could be a Stephen King character.
If you pull a bandanna from your pocket you could be a Stephen King character.
If you call Interstates turnpikes you could be a Stephen King character.
If you mistake stair risers for stair treads you could be a Stephen King character.
If you despise Republicans, especially Donald Trump, you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a writer you could be a Stephen King character.
Published on September 19, 2021 12:56