A couple of days ago, my daughter went to the mall to participate in one of those model search pageants. She didn't win, but she was a finalist, so she got a cute crown and a trophy.
I don't know what she was thinking, but she decided that our hundred pound male German Shepherd would look just fabulous with a sparkly gemstone crown. She affixed it to his head. (I seriously can't believe he let her do it.)
"Mama, look! Schultz is the winner!"
He cocked his head.
"Yeah," I said. "There he is - Dog America!"
Maybe there's a future for him in modeling. He'd look good on the cover of Seventeen Magazine!
Published on March 05, 2012 11:34