Most hated speech

"I'll never understand people," shouted a friend as he walked in.You know, in the sort of company I had been in, had it been I who said it, you could expect a chorus of "At last! He realizes it!" and such other statements complimenting my acumen. Others, though, get away without getting the sarcasm and, even, get sympathy. I'll never understand...oh, forget it."Why, what happened?""Or, maybe, it