Invite...

You are cordially invited to observe, in abject silence of course, the marriage between the oppressive power-hungry Communist Government of China and the repressive barbaric terrorist 'takeover regime' of Taliban. Whatever will happen next, will happen. Also, allow us to draw your attention to a special marriage meal – a touch of brutally dis-empowered steak cooked in Wuhan's signature covid-19 sauce and glazed with global confusion. Oh and for dessert, we hear they're serving an unreasonably sour and strangely unsanctioned dollop of disaster.