LMM 286: If You Can’t Beat Them

Claimer: I do hereby claim all rights and responsibility for the characters in this series of vignettes because the Amaranthine Saga is mine. (Which means I should probably behave myself since anything I say or do could be taken as canon.) Indulge the lot of us, especially the cornered one.

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If You Can’t Beat Them

“Oi, Jacques.”

He snapped awake. Nonny was grinning down at him.

“I figured out why you never bathe alone. You’d drown.”

Jacques sloshed upright and murmured, “Apo...