We received a parcel all the way from Ankh Morpork, probably...

We received a parcel all the way from Ankh Morpork, probably some funny business from Unseen University. I feel better now that it’s been “Inspected by the Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, and Allied Tradesmen”. They always do a very neat job slicing open and then resealing packages so it’s almost like they were never there at all. “International Priority”? More like Interdimensional Priority.