A Few Important Things

Dear humans,

We had to peel the female off the ceiling this morning. She is still breathing fire. Frankly, it’s a little disconcerting.

1: We have a typo form on the website. Please use it. We have removed the option to email in kindle files because people were just submitting singular errors. Those errors get forgotten about. It means the typo doesn’t get fixed, and nobody is happy.

2: Please do not use Big Brother Amazon to report typos. Amazon doesn’t permit the author to retain crea...