Editors (and Dentists) Are Not the Enemy

by Lori Hatcher @LoriHatcher2
I’ve been a dental hygienist most of my life. For 37 years, to be exact. As a dental professional, I’ve heard every dental joke out there. Dental slurs find their way into books, articles, and conversation, and I try hard not to take offense.
“That was about as fun as a root canal.”
“It felt about as good as a toothache.”
“It’s as simple as having your wisdom teeth cut out” (usually accompanied by a maniacal laugh).
Thankfully, most dental patients understand that the dental hygienist (me) and the dentist (him) are separate people with different roles. Sometimes they call me the good guy and him the bad guy.
Truth be told, we’re on the same team. Our mutual goal is to care for our patients with a minimum of discomfort (We never say the word pain) and help them have healthy teeth all their lives.
Unfortunately, sometimes we must cause pain (oops discomfort) in the short term to facilitate health in the long term.
We remove a dead nerve to cure an abscessed tooth infection. We extract an impacted wisdom tooth to treat pericoronitis. We perform a deep cleaning to combat gum disease.
Sometimes our patients know their mouth is sick. Other times they have no idea. Because we have studied everything there is to know about teeth, we can spot a decayed premolar a mile away and take action to restore it to health.
We also deal with non-disease issues. Crooked teeth. Stained teeth. Dark teeth. Misshapen teeth. Some children have Dad’s teeth in Mom’s bone structure. Or Mom’s teeth in Dad’s bone structure. Some people are missing teeth and others have too many (can you say supernumerary?).
Dental professionals love nothing more than a happy patient with a healthy, beautiful smile. We want to help them put their best faces forward so they can dazzle friends, family, and strangers with their pearly whites. We’ve dedicated our lives to this cause.
Dental professionals are not the enemy, I promise.
But what does this soliloquy have to do with editors? Besides the fact that when I’m not sloshing around in people’s saliva, I work as an author and a freelance editor?
A lot. Dare I say editors are a lot like dental personnel?
And editor’s goal is never, ever to hurt our clients or our clients’ work. Contrary to popular belief, we want to cause our clients a minimum amount of discomfort and help them have the healthiest manuscript/short story/article possible.
Unfortunately, sometimes we must cause pain in the short term to accomplish health in the long term.
We remove a dead subplot to cure an abscessed story line. We extract an impacted character to cure flat-character-itis. We perform a deep cleaning to cure Adverb and Adjective disease.
Sometimes our patients know their manuscript is sick. Other times they have no idea. Because we’ve studied everything there is to know about POV, style, and pacing, we can spot a decaying scene a mile away and take action to restore it to health.
We also deal with non-disease manuscript issues. Crooked logic. Stained subject matter. Dark themes. Misshapen motives. Some story lines have historical romance squeezed into a non-fiction story structure. Or memoir stretched over an autobiographical framework. Some stories are missing vital segments while others boast fifteen chapters when ten will do.
Editors love nothing more than happy clients with well-written, beautiful manuscripts/stories/articles. We want to help you put your best publishing foot forward so you can dazzle publishers and readers alike. We’ve dedicated our life to this cause.
Editors are not the enemy, I promise.
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Published on August 26, 2021 22:00
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