A New Panzerism

 Panzer on the Oops Factor:
Mom and I are having a disagreement.
She says my middle name should be Oops.I'm definitely not happy about that.
They jumped off by themselves.*
It's not my fault her knick knacks keeping smashing themselves by jumping off the shelf in the living room.
I say they have a mind of their own. They're like lemmings.Where one goes they all follow.



* From Cat Wisdom for humans