A New Panzerism

 Panzer on pagan rituals:
Every Summer humans perform tribal offerings to their Sun God. They put a sign on the street that says, "Garage Sale."
Worshipers arrive by car ...
and ...
then take offerings from a table.
But ...
Every Autumn the garage remains.
Makes more sense my way.

Humans need to re-think the ritual ... And ...

Put a sign on the street that says, "Cheap sacrificial items on a table sale."