Joe Arpaio enters Sasquatch territory

"This un-retouched photo of us near his woodland lair shows undeniable evidence of the existence of Sasquatch." --Sheriff Joe ApraioWell, now that Sheriff Joe Arpaio hasgiven us irrefutable proof that President Obama's birth certificate is fake,here are some more headlines we can expect from the good sheriff:
News flash: Sheriff Joe Arpaioconfirms the existence of Sasquatch.
News flash: Sheriff Joe Arpaioconfirms Apollo Moon missions were fake.
News flash: Sheriff Joe Arpaio uncoversRoswell alien bodies.
News flash: Sheriff Joe Arpaio provesMr. Rogers was a Navy SEAL.
News flash: Sheriff Joe Arpaio hasproof Richard Gere had gerbil in his rectum.
News flash: Sheriff Joe Arpaio provesLady Gaga is a hermaphrodite.
News flash: Sheriff JoeArpaio proves blue whale sperm makes oceans salty. 


Back to the Obama investigation... Gasp! Who would have imagined that asheriff accused by the Justice Department of racial profiling, under investigationfor abuses of power, and widely chastised (even by other Republicans) for hisneglect of sex crimes involving children would have found evidence President Obama is not a real American? This man is clearly an impartialparty.
When asked why a local law enforcementofficial under fire for racial prejudice, abuse of power and negligence was conducting afederal level investigation, Sheriff Arpaio replied, "I'm just doing my job."
Some things you justcan't make up. 


Raul Ramos y Sanchez


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