They’re bringing back Gawker. No: they’re *pleased* to bring back Gawker.

As I said myself, this is the Movimento Sociale Italiano phase of the Gawker life-cycle.

To summarize: I wish the New Gawker luck with a capital "F."

— Jeff B. tried to do his best, but he could not (@EsotericCD) July 28, 2021

Fortunately, necromancy* doesn’t work. The best they can hope for is a lot of galvanized, spastic flailing going on until the dead nerves finally get extra-crispy. Which is actually fine by me: it’s not my money they’re throwing away and and least it stimulates the economy.

Moe Lane

*I had a much better comment in mind, but I’m better than that.