Tweet of the Day, Khajiit Is Innocent Of This Crime* edition.

I always take the position that wild animals need to maintain a solid respect and fear of the talking monkeys; but that’s a two-way street, friends. For all the jaguar knew, this guy was trying to get bit. Hell, now I’m wondering, too. There’s some really strange fetishes out there these days, is all I’m saying…

"…jumped over a safety barrier and stuck his arm into an enclosure…"
"…egged on the big cats before he hopped over a gate and into the 'Range of the Jaguar' exhibit…"
“This is an individual that wasn’t using his head,” deputy zoo director said…

Grade A content. https://t.co/Y1J9FngwFD

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 29, 2021

*Yeah, playing Skyrim again. It’s relaxing.