The Process of Writing a Book.

Dear humans,

This is my new hobby. I ask my furless mommy to put the cold thing on my eye because it hurts, and then we sit quietly for ten minutes until it stops hurting. My furless mommy isn’t the brightest, because the first time I asked for the cold thing, she gave me food of the treat variety. I accepted her offering before trying again.

I’m feeling better today, and I’m pleased I’m capable of training the human to properly care for me. Now that I have confirmed we are being prope...