General update, upcoming schedule clarifications, etc, etc, etc

Dear interwebs,

I, Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant, managed to scratch my eye. It should be okay, but I’m stubborn and refuse to cooperate with humans. My sister managed to somehow locate some fleas, so we’re getting combed and sprayed and yuckies. We do not appreciate this.

The humans do not appreciate it, either.

We appreciate it less. Suck that, humans.

Anyway, you now get the human, I’m going to resume being hyperactive and refusing to let my kitty mommy do more than make sure my eye...