Do not disturb

    Dearest you,

I slept till 2 pm. My phone rung so many times et I tossed it under my pillow. So if you were calling, let’s pretend that you are not reading this!

My husband is astonished I literally sleep in like this.
But I get so terribly aggravated when everyone calls when a lady is sleeping.
Yah right?

So I even missed my riding this am, I swear there can no words to describe such bliss. I literally am happy to be retired and from what you ask?

God alone knows. 

So I have got a massive photo shoot in a day et I swear to you I never in my life of portraits was so incredibly unprepared. My living room looks like Anna Wintour’s closet, which I must clear up before my husband walks in. Literally. I pretend sometimes I have no hats

I know, but word of advice women, keep pretending men will never understand why you need to have your frock flown in from Poland et your hats, your hats athliered  from France.

darling don’t waster your tone explaining, I according to Milly, have got issueees!

I have so many so many hats, so many. I only wear once. Et I feel wasteful really but I mean let’s call it a day, I’m a writer I have zero social life as of now et my portraits are Life.

oui, life.

But good luck making me look good because I am so not into looking fabulously dainty et pouting to be made like I live en France et I’m chasing rabbits. Whilst being painted like a Renoir’s canvas. Even though that would be si magnifiquement parfait.
Golly.But,

Special thanks to the man I married for getting me pink loubottoms, I shall guarantee you one thing, my ankle will be broken before or after my jaunt this pm. I laugh but I cry….

Loubottoms is sort of my trademark en my books, 

So days like these marriage is worth it. Shooo don’t you say that too loud. Hey who are we kidding, i am most sure, so

sure for the men you are married too, you are a walking mortgage

So… My next book is due in August, I hope I made the deadlines, but I may not. I have got 24 hours to look like a human, behave like a writer et tidy up my Vogue living room, et pretend that I have been so focused. I’m parched already.Hence,

Two words, not happening.
I hope your days are restful et filled with equivalence like such.

Bonne chance my darlings,

RS