The Things We Hide

I turned 58 years old today, so I figured this was as good a time as any to tell you a little more about myself. This time, however, it won’t be anything I’m proud of. Today, I’m going to tell you about what I’m most ashamed of in my life as well as my greatest fear (not surprisingly, the two are related). My greatest shame, and this has been true since elementary school: my teeth. And, to go along with that, my greatest fear (narrowly beating out giant, hairy spiders) is going to the de...