The Unreasonable Weight of Being

Some folks might know that I'm a Jillian Michaels fan. I mean, how can you not love somebody who kicks people's asses all day, screams at them to suck it up, and then provides a thoughtful psych evaluation on them after she's beaten them raw?

I was working out six or seven weeks ago and listening to one of her free podcasts, and she said something, only half-joking, like "If everybody would just do everything I tell them to do, they'd have no problems."

And I thought… well, fuck it. I'm just...