Tweets of the Day, Nature Is Horrible And We’re Right To Hate It edition.

Because it hates us right back.

Also today, someone posted on Nextdoor vid of an invasive, hermaphroditical, 3ft long "hammerhead" WORM they found on their doorstep. It has neurotoxins that harm pets & is spreading thru the area.

We may need to shut down the Triangle until we can figure out what's going on. https://t.co/o4F1vdpLAf

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) July 12, 2021

And people complained when Elon Musk sold flamethrowers to the general populace. BETCHA WISHED YOU HAD PRE-ORDERED ONE NOW, HUH? Don't bother checking E-bay, Bub: you're just gonna have to DIY it. https://t.co/UQutD7qXXi

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) July 12, 2021