A New Panzerism

 Panzer on training your human with unsheathed claws:
Sometimes What's His Name can just be too overly helpful. Mom says he means well and maybe she's right
But ...
I'm a cat.
I don't need help from anybody.
So ...
Get this Mr. What's His Name ... That's what my tongue is for.
 Next time you think I need a bath ...
I'll do it myself.
We'll both be happier.



From Cat Wisdom for humans