Weather or Not

Weatherman says there's going to be 3-10" of snow today. Gee, that's quite a spread.

Must be nice.

I don't want to judge, but dang, weather-person has to be the easiest job in the world. Like when they say, 50% chance of rain. What the hell is that? Do they flip a weather coin?

If only I could be so wishy-washy as a writer. Quick, get my publisher on the phone; I'd like to pitch a book about a a dog, a duck, or a cow, who learns to share, makes a sandwich, or goes to a party. It'll be really poignant, or sad, or funny.

Contract, please!
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Published on February 29, 2012 03:55
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