Now for something lighter – a story from the pre-web days when you had to phone in to get onto the net

Of Cats and Cyberspace Hi! My name’s Toulouse. No, not the town in France – one of the aristocats! We were in the SPA, minding our own business with our Mom, Duchesse, when the woman that fed us – we’d just been dragged away from Mom’s milk a couple of days before, but we still...