It is the Glorious Fourth of July.

Today is the official birthday of the United States of America, greatest nation in the history of the world and the unique hope of mankind. It is the land of Moon-Walkers and Monster-Killers, Beacon of Liberty and Wellspring of Ideals; a place where dreams may become real, and a refuge for dreamers. Its people are generous in peace, and stark in war — so do not be over-hasty in provoking our justified wrath. We may not be perfect, but by God we’re not half bad.

Enjoy the day!