Hands-on approach to crime

Whilst no Tory, I can only approve of a politician who directly tackles crime in the capital*. Maybe the Captain Britain team could set Boris up with a pair of tights and a phone booth? By day, mild mannered bumbling mayor of London. By night, iron-bar wielding crime fighter...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/03/boris-johnson-saves-franny-armstrong

*I also have a soft spot for anyone who uses the term 'oik.' Shows you what an Eton education can accomplish. Psmith would be proud.